Sunday, April 19, 2009

Book Your Bidadari

The best thing about doing a 'kelas agama' at home is you can ask anything that comes to mind. I wasn't paying much attention to the class last night as I was busy in the kitchen preparing dinner. My husband would be the one who updates me on the class. Mostly on the funny stuffs besides the much needed informations on Solat and other 'kemusykilan'.

There's this old man who's a regular to our weekly jemaah, you can say he's a bit 'babo'. Whenever he opens his mouth, he would always have something funny or silly to ask/say. But what he asked last week was quite 'resourceful', I have to say and funny too.

The subject was on 'Ahli Syurga'. He asked Ustaz, "Ustaz, are there women up there in heaven?" 

Ustaz answered, "Oh... ada. Apa yang bagus dihajatkan semuanya ada..." (direct translation: got, whatever you wish for, shall be granted."

"Eh, maksud saya Ustaz...., pompuan & laki bercampurkah?" (what I meant Uztaz, women & men... are they mixed together?) The old man rephrased his question.

"Bila kita dah jadi Ahli Syurga, apa yang diminta memang yang bagus bagus sudah tentulah diadakan." (when we're the Heaven's Occupants, whatever we wish for are usually things that are good and of course they will be granted." Ustaz answered him again.

"Umm... bidadari Ustaz maksud saya. Ada bidadari kah di sana??" (are there beautiful angels up there??" The old man asked again.

Ustaz was about to answer him when one fellow jemaah cut in ...

"Ah! Ya lah aku ada nengar koh.... Nok ya kau moak reserve awal. Dah abis stok !!" (ha, what I heard... u would have to make your booking early. They are running out of stock!)

Ustaz could only nod and smiled & everyone laughed.

21 comments:

blackskin said...

muahaha~

you don't have to book angels....
each of man who are good enough to go to heaven already had 70,000 angels waiting for them.
Each one of those angels are always missing their future husband.

Ida Athanazir said...

... i will inform the old man this. He'll be excited to 'go'

Edo dot Com said...

wkakakaka..
harus booking dulu ya...

f.i.e.z.a said...

msti kiut upa ustaz ya kak oo..lamak dah sik pegi kelas agama eh..kelas camtok bagus k insafi dirik kmk yg solatnya salu sik ckup...

Ida Athanazir said...

edo , dah book??

fieza, ya lah, sama lah kita. mesti usaha dicukupin dong... maok ikut, u can come to my house.

nurain said...

wah...booking2 la plak..

sis. ustaz tu memang sangat funny. hee

Felicia F. Ramzi said...

hahahaha.. mun kamek lah jadi ustaz ya tek, nang alu nahan jak lah ditanyak soalan gia..hahahha.. lucu eh org tua yaaa..the one who answered is even funnier!

Si Penconteng said...

Ahahah! Lawak! Sampei juak nang tuyak mena ongtua ya sampei nanyak sal bidadari dua tiga kali...eheh.

Buwau98 said...

Wow
mun amal ibadat sik cukup
simpik sia situk
nelan air lior ajak
kih kih kih

Datin Paduka Bokbong said...

hehehehehe
mmg kelaka le jwpn dia!
*rotfl*
xD

Al-Mualim Shah @ Dino~ said...

tedah orang tua ya..haha

khairul onggon said...

Lawak da juak... kekekekeke... siyesly, tetak depan pc kmk maca... kekekeke... jemaah kat siney ya??

Ida Athanazir said...

Nurain, ustaz tu cool abis, been with us more than 5/6 years ajar my kids ngaji.

Fee, memang ustaz tgh nahan gelik ati nya. And the one who cut in ya pun nang satu juak babo nya!!

Si Penconteng, dah nak nama curios, sik malu malu tanyak bekali kali.

Ida Athanazir said...

Buwau, boleh dibikik amalan ya...

Datin, when i reread the post, i pun masih rasa nak tergelak besar

Dino, sik payah tedah, he got his answer

khairul, jemaah at my in laws house, we do it every saturday nite

Willie said...

bukan Ustaz jak ketawa. aku pun ketawa

Mia's Mom said...

Kesian the old man - tak dapat book dah.... But, thumbs up for the ahli jemaah yang provide the answer... (:-D)Agaknya dia dah tak tahan nak dengar soalan seterusnya from the old man kut...

Ida Athanazir said...

Willie, kmk mula nengar pecah perut laughing

M.Mom, ya lah... soalan merapu all the way. So, kira tutup kes lah when he answered. ha ha...

DrSam said...

kuliah atau ceramah agama ni, kalau ustaz (penceramah) tidak kreatif dan tidak diselitkan dengan sedikit cerita lucu pasti ada yang tersengguk-sengguk (khusyuk).

syabas ustaz! Syabas Ida kerana memberi ruang!

Mama Mia said...

Hi Ida. In whatever kelas/ceramah, it is always nice to hv a creative speaker..spy tidak boring. :)

Ida Athanazir said...

Dr Sam & M.Mia ...

our ustaz tu cool... and he's the kind yg bukan pushy pushy on soal agama. So, kita pun senang terima & mahu terima

Anonymous said...

pecah perut depan computer lol :D

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